Can dad get me a case of beer?

How does one day your child "grow up"? I mean really.

Last year we took him trick or treating this year he throws open the door Huck's his backpack and asks me if his dad can get him a case of beer.

I FREAKED ignored him. He was continuing to go on and on about how he needed a case of liquor to get into a Halloween party he was invited to.

Do you wanna know what I said?

NO FREAKING WAY!

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ANY PARTY THAT REQUIRES ALCOHOL!

WE HAVE TALKED YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF DRINKING AND POOR CHOICES THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT!

YOU WANT ME TO SMACK YOUR MOUTH?!?!?

oh, my golden child....your quick wit...

...Knowing he can get me going by a few words...he knows i go crazy...He knows I would have dropped to the floor crying, holding his legs begging him never to drink

he hands me his invite. His FIRST boy girl Halloween party. No Drugs. No alcohol typed nicely on the invite. ( thinking of kissing the parents for the ZERO tolerance on this stuff)

he does need 2 bucks.

Crap, I'll hand him a 20.00 to continue to go to parties like this.

and for the record my sweet boy..........

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER BUY YOU BEER!!!

got it.?