Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Excuses..Excuses..

ME:
Matthew , please finish up your chores. the dog needs water before he dies and you need to go put the stroller in the garage.

Matthew:
Mom, There is blood sucking thugs out there with AK-47's that will shoot me down and take all my money.

ME:
You have no money

Matthew:
You really don't care if I get shot up by AK-47's?

Me:

I will care if your dog dies

2 ...Stalker Comments:

Laurel

Awesome!

Just LOVE my kids excuses.


mama of 13

Hit 40

Beautiful children!!!! SO CUTE!

My child will not go outside because there is a coyote. He thinks it will eat him. I think the coyote knows that he would taste bitter.

Tell your boy that no one would waste a bullet on him. Probably just knock him over the head.