ME:
Matthew , please finish up your chores. the dog needs water before he dies and you need to go put the stroller in the garage.
Matthew:
Mom, There is blood sucking thugs out there with AK-47's that will shoot me down and take all my money.
ME:
You have no money
Matthew:
You really don't care if I get shot up by AK-47's?
Me:
I will care if your dog dies
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Awesome!
Just LOVE my kids excuses.
mama of 13
Beautiful children!!!! SO CUTE!
My child will not go outside because there is a coyote. He thinks it will eat him. I think the coyote knows that he would taste bitter.
Tell your boy that no one would waste a bullet on him. Probably just knock him over the head.
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