Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Not so skinny

I won't be wearing stirrup pants this year and the not so skinny jeans will never make a comeback in my house. At least not on me. I wonder though what It would be like to wear them again. I kinda want a pair of the Not So skinny jeans. I really, really do. Just to watch my fat push up towards my boobs and have no definition of a waist. I want to see if I have to cut the seam so I can get my foot into the jeans just like in high school.

I had a girlfriend in high school that we had to "help" her get her foot into the damn jeans and then when we did she would take a coat hanger and attach it the zipper and lay flat on her back and zip up her jeans. Man those jeans looked painted on. Not one inch to move. We must have looked like robots trying to walk.

I am not the most fashionable girl and don't claim to be. I love zip-up hoodies with tanks underneath. I have a a few dozen hoodies and tanks. I like comfort. I like to look like a mom who has no time what so ever to get ready, who puts her needs on the back burner. The mom who takes no time to shower and has enough food on her to serve a 5 course meal I am trendy and comfortable.

So skinny jeans are NOT for me but if you can pull them off in your 30's,40's, 50's,60's I just want to bow down to you!! My time is over to wear them..

2 ...Stalker Comments:

Heather D

Yeah, I tried. You were a witness. And then my uterus hurt for a week.


I, personally, would love to find something that would push all of my fat into my boobs. Wouldn't that be great? We could look like Jessica Rabbit, but with a ton of kids! ;)